Jun 18
So I’m visiting the folks in Vegas…and I think I see something…
Nah. That’s too good to be true…that couldn’t possibly say…



“NOT OJS”! HAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. I guess after the owner’s 4th unintended low speed chase, she realized she had to send a message out loud and clear.
God is a Bruin, or else he/she wouldn’t have directed me to this beautiful 2-ton specimen (Did I just say beautiful 2-ton specimen? I lay off the fat chicks. I swear to God I do.) I, a grown man, fell on the cement and started laughing in the middle of a K-Mart parking lot.
Someone up there wears baby blue and gold…
but apparently he/she wears Celtic’s gear too. Lame.
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Tags: Football, offbeat, oj simpson, Proof God is a Bruin

June 18th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
2 summers ago there was a white Bronco from the mid 90’s that parked in my neighborhood with the license plate “OJS RIDE” plus it was a CA plate. I kick myself to this day that I never took a picture.
June 18th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
@molson:
hahaahahha. Dude, if I had the chance, I’d TOTALLY buy OJ’s old ride.
June 20th, 2008 at 5:09 am
[...] Bronco and don’t want people reheating OJ jokes from Jay Leno’s peak performance days, then make sure you make it clear by making your own OJ joke. By the way, we’d pull an Allen Bailey alligator act on Jay Leno with glee, something [...]
June 20th, 2008 at 6:13 am
I didn’t know God lead people to K-Mart. All this time I thought it was low income that drove people to shop there.