Now, first of all I want to make this very clear. I think it is absolutely and totally irresponsible to associate any student-athlete with the shortcomings of his family members. Each student-athlete has reached that level on their own hardwork, talent, and other merits and to associate drunkenness, legal troubles, or any other shame-inducing events in even the SLIGHTEST way really demeans us as fans. That being said, Look at what happened to John David Booty’s Brother! AHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHA
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Booty was taken to the Orange County Jail, where he was booked — and that’s when he went ballistic.O.C. Sheriff’s spokesperson Jim Amormino tell TMZ, “Booty was belligerent and uncooperative.” Amormino says his deputies used a taser — “less than lethal force” — to contain him.After being tased, Josh fell to the ground, hitting his head on the floor and cracking it open. He was taken to a hospital where he was stitched up.
CHECK OUT THIS MUGSHOT! AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA:
John David Booty’s Brother. Out of respect for the privacy of this individual and his family, we won’t reveal his name.
Here is the AP report on youtube:
Further, because John David Booty and his brother are brothers, they share over fifty percent of the same genes:
Humans have 46 chromosomes, inheriting 22 non-sex chromosomes, and one sex chromosome, from each parent. What they inherit from the other chromosomes is similar regardless of sex, which overall makes the child 50 percent related to his siblings and to each parent.
What does that mean? 50 percent of John David Booty was arrested for drunk driving, disturbing the peace, and was even TAZED.
What will those thugs at USC do next? We’ll have that video of 50% of John David Booty getting tazed when it becomes available. We here at GLB demand a full explanation from half of John David Booty as soon as possible.
Disgusting…
May 19th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
I’m not really a big USC fan, but your blog is despicable and hateful. It’s one thing to be a UCLA fan, but you give the Bruins a bad name. Your comments have nothing to do with sportsmanship, but instead you wallow in ignorance and hate. Why do you think this sad incident is funny? Are you the kind of vermin who gets off on the suffering of others? What have you ever accomplished in your life? To rejoice in the tragedies of others reveals far more about your sorry life than it does anything about Josh or John David Booty.
You go to great lengths to “prove” your idiotic headline, but I wonder what your Wonderlic score would be? More importantly, what is your score when it comes to being a decent human being? I would appeal to your conscience, but I can only imagine that it is tiny, shriveled, and usleless, much like another part of your body.
I hesitated to comment here, because you are the kind of person who feeds on hate. So, gorge yourself on these remarks, baby. In fact, choke on them.
May 19th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
@Maury Sline: I’m sorry. You are an idiot.
First of all, if you drink and drive you really have no respect for the life of other human beings so I really have no respect for Josh. That takes care of Josh…as far as John David Booty…that’s called humor. If you really think that I think that 50 percent of John David Booty commmitted a DUI, you really shouldn’t read this blog.
For what it’s worth, I think John David Booty is a fine upstanding young man who I think is a bit UNDERrated. I’m glad he got picked early in the draft because even though he’s not exactly mobile, he’s got the tools to be a pimp in the NFL.
My wonderlic score? Dude, I can read. John David Booty’s wonderlic score means he can barely read…or he didn’t take the test seriously enough. It’s also kinda funny too. There’s that humor thing again. Look at this actual wonderlic test question for goddsakes:
“When rope is selling at $.10 a foot, how many feet can you buy for sixty cents?”
So to sum all this up. I think you need to take it easy, Maury. If you read most of the content of my blog, it’s actually light-hearted.