Now, I’m a homer, but I’m not one of those homers. I do not instinctively despise any college hoops coach whose name does not rhyme with “Jen Mowland.” I dig Roy Williams. I love Rick Pitino. I acknowledge Tony Bennett is a really good looking guy. That being said, I was never a fan of John Calipari. Why? Cuz he talks a lot of s*** and he doesn’t back it up. DUH.

So here are five pictures of John Calipari looking like a douche. Why? Because I’m an unapologetic jackass, myself.

“The Penguin”

He doesn’t want to be a chicken. He doesn’t want to be a duck. He just wants to beat UCLA.

Disco-Dancing Calipari.

Hadoken?

I actually couldn’t find a good fifth one, so here are two midgets playing basketball

Eh. Good enough.

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16 Responses to “The Calipari Collection: Five Pictures of John Calipari Looking Like a Jackass”

1. BobTheBruin Says:
   April 1st, 2008 at 8:26 am

   I’ll add “The Cabbage Patch” for a fifth if you want it.

2. BobTheBruin Says:
   April 1st, 2008 at 8:27 am

   Guess images tags are not allowed, here is the link to the cabbage patch

3. God I Hate Memphis Says:
   April 1st, 2008 at 9:48 am

   Dude, you could only find four pictures of Calipari looking like a jackass? There’s like 18,000 pictures on Google; I’d be surprised if there were five of him NOT looking like a jackass.

4. andrew Says:
   April 1st, 2008 at 10:00 am
   
5. andrew Says:
   April 1st, 2008 at 10:17 am

   nice post. being a Memphis alum/fan/season ticket holder i can completely understand why people think hes a douche. truth is…he really is. is that the reason people hate memphis so much?

   i really respect UCLA and all the history, but this is our year.

6. blackjack Says:
   April 1st, 2008 at 10:35 am

   I could have found more, I but I was really feelin’ that midget picture.

7. Brad A. Greenberg Says:
   April 1st, 2008 at 10:37 am

   Genius.

8. steve Says:
   April 1st, 2008 at 11:01 am

   I’d rename the first pic from “The Penguin” to “Suck This UCLA”

9. blackjack Says:
   April 1st, 2008 at 12:09 pm

   HAH. If I’d have thought that first, I’d have posted that.

10. blackjack Says:
    April 1st, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    haha. I don’t like memphis because of Calipari and because the conference they play in is a joke.

    That is, however, a testament to the program Calipari has built there. Maybe they should move conferences.

11. mike Says:
    April 1st, 2008 at 1:10 pm

    well, he could look like this:
    http://johnstodderinexile.files.wordpress.com/2006/03/Ben%20Howland.jpg

    or

    http://www.post-gazette.com/images4/20070319gettyhowland_450.jpg

    or the clown mentioned and pictured in this article

    http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2007/02/28/sports/playmagazine/04march06.howland.ready.html

12. huh? Says:
    April 1st, 2008 at 8:41 pm

    is he rocking a boner in the first picture?

13. Brad A. Greenberg Says:
    April 1st, 2008 at 9:44 pm

    Now that you got me to look …

14. blackjack Says:
    April 1st, 2008 at 9:45 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHHA. HE TOTALLY IS.

15. andrew Says:
    April 2nd, 2008 at 9:52 am

    we didnt get in the big east like cincy, louisville etc because our football program makes no money. they only took schools that made money in both, or at least had a chance to make money in both. i wish we played in another conference just so i wouldnt have to watch us play rice, tulane, southern miss…twice a year.

    Cal has to be an asshole, but he is players asshole. they love him. they get away with murder in this city.

16. blackjack Says:
    April 2nd, 2008 at 10:12 am

    andrew » dude. georgetown doesn’t have a football program.

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