Would Rey Maualuga fail a fifth-grade level reading test?
(Yes.)
Some have questioned whether Chow, in his capacity as Offensive Coordinator, will be able to bring elite talent to Westwood.
Now, there comes a time in a man’s life where he has the urge to make a very, very strange analogy that might make no sense to a lot of clear thinking people. For me, that time is now.
Okay. Norm Chow is…
Norm Chow is Rick James.
No, Norm didn’t burn a chick with a crack pipe. No, Chow didn’t slap Charlie Murphy. As far as I know, He’s not a rock star.
BUT. His name carries an immense weight. Rick James wants to recruit some ass? How does that conversation go?
Chick:“Why should I go home with you?”
Rick James: “I’m Rick James, Bitch.”
Chick:“Take me now.”
Norm Chow will bring top flight talent to Westwood because everyone knows he’s an offensive god.
A typical recruiting dialogue might look like this:
Recruit:“Hi, I’m the number one offensive recruit in the country. Why should I commit to UCLA?”
Norm Chow: “I’m Norm Chow bitch.”
Recruit: “Where do I sign?”
The most protracted case of shmoozing might go like this:
Recruit: “Hi, I’m the number one offensive recruit in the country. Why should I commit to UCLA?”
Norm Chow: “I’m Norm Chow bitch.”
Recruit: “You’ve almost sold me, but I need more.”
Rick Neuheisel: “He’s Norm Chow. Bitch.”
Recruit: “Where do I sign?”
Ya feel me? You know you do. I can’t wait.
stop kidding yourself. you know you can’t get enough of that picture.
special thanks to EWC, who upgraded the pimpness of the photo.
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:31 pm
Please get rid of that horrible photoshop job and replace it with a half-decent one. Here’s one to get you started:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2337/2214133258_9c127565da_o.jpg
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:28 am
It’s only a matter of time before someone goes Chuck Norris factoid on Chow, as in: “Norm Chow calls URSA and tells HER what her grade is”
January 23rd, 2008 at 12:25 pm
AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
I’m this close to doing that
January 25th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
NICE. You crack me up Andy, good stuff!