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Kia breaks hand August 19, 2008
Just got an update from UCLA -- starting left tackle Micah Kia has a broken left hand and is probable for the season opener against Tennessee. On a positive note, Bruins coach Rick Neuheisel said offensive linemen Mike Harris (ankle)...
Brian Dohn
More injuries August 19, 2008
UCLA went through another practice, and what would one be without another injury. Starting left tackle Micah Kia left practice in the early going with a left hand injury suffered on the field goal/PAT team. X-rays were pending. Also, freshman...
Brian Dohn
Scary moment August 19, 2008
Longtime former UCLA track coach Jim Bush needed medical assistance today while watching practice. The 81-year-old, who coached at UCLA from 1965-84, was helped to the trainer's shed early during practice, and the fire department was called in. However, there...
Brian Dohn
Pre-practice update August 19, 2008
Health is coming back to the Bruins. Other than the surgery guys, all the injured guys are out there practicing, which is good since it getting close to the time when practice will be geared almost 100 percent toward Tennessee....
Brian Dohn
J-Dub and Shelter 37 August 19, 2008
USC backers welcomed UCLA to the Rose Bowl, and asked the Bruins backers if they remembered what it was like to play in the Rose Bowl after Dec. 3. Then, after James Washington talked about his charitable organization, Shelter 37,...
Brian Dohn
Running game woes August 19, 2008
As has been written about since Saturday's scrimmage, the running game needs massive improvement if UCLA's offense is going to be serviceable. I spoke to Bruins running back Raymond Carter about this. "I don't know what happened,'' Carter said. "There...
Brian Dohn
In Craft's words August 19, 2008
Here is the transcript of Kevin Craft's post-afternoon practice chat with reporters after he was named UCLA's starting quarterback....
Jill Painter
Craft-ing some thoughts August 19, 2008
What does everyone think of Kevin Craft being named UCLA's starting quarterback? (And for those who thought Chris Forcier performed better in the last week, particularly in the scrimmage, please keep in mind he was going against the second-team defense.)...
Brian Dohn
Morning, folks August 19, 2008
Hey, everyone. I'm back at it today, but wanted to make sure everyone saw Jill Painter's story on Kevin Craft being named the starter at quarterback. When it comes down to it, the reason coach Rick Neuheisel and offensive coordinator...
Brian Dohn
He's the guy August 18, 2008
Asked what he thought Rick Neuheisel saw in him to make him the starting quarterback, Craft said: ``Understanding what's going on and what we're doing. Understanding the offense and managing it. Putting our team in the best position to win.''...
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2010 QB Visits Two Pac-10 Schools August 19, 2008
Ontario (Calif.) Christian quarterback Andrew Lachelt, a 2010 prospect to keep a close eye on, took a visit to Oregon and Oregon State and he talks about his time there...
ScoutTV: OL Dustin Hodge August 19, 2008
Tollhouse (Calif.) Sierra offensive lineman Dustin Hodge is one of the better lineman in Central California and he's seen here in action from his junior season...
Thompson Chooses Cougars August 19, 2008
El Dorado Hills (Calif.) Oak Ridge receiver Brett Thompson, one of the top receivers on the West Coast, chose to take his talent to the Mountain West, committing to BYU on Tuesday...
Coaches' Corner: Zorn, Blache and Mitchell August 19, 2008
See what Jim Zorn, Greg Blache and Stump MItchell had to say today.
Catching Up With Harrison Barnes August 19, 2008
When he first hit the road for the spring basketball season back in April, Harrison Barnes had no idea that his summer would end up as hectic as it did. Thanks to the six-foot-six wing from Ames (IA) High’s strong play with the All-Iowa Attack, he earned invites to camps like the NBPA Top 100, Nike Hoop Jamboree, LeBron James Skills Academy and the Nike Global Challenge.

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UCLA's Forcier: Competition isn't over August 19, 2008
Even though Craft has been named the starting quarterback, Forcier believes the job isn't closed.
UCLA update: All the latest news and notes June 9, 2008
All the latest news from UCLA
Neuheisel: Craft will start UCLA's opener August 18, 2008
The coach picks the redshirt junior, saying he has 'earned it' and has 'a nice command of the offense.'
UCLA should avoid going back to Olson August 18, 2008
Smith column: It's time for the Bruins to move forward with another quarterback.
UCLA's offensive line still trying to find answers August 18, 2008
Mid-day update: The Bruins line again struggled throughout its morning workout.

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Rico’s Get Better League schedule and results June 16, 2008
Below is the results from Rico's Get Better league along with the schedule for the rest of the season. Check out the leagues website for more information including statistics, post game interviews, and in game highlights. UCLA's Nikola Dragovic (post game interview below) and Mustafa Abdul Hamid make up 2/5 of the Starting 5 [...]
the driver
Interviews with UCLA’s Nikola Dragovic and Cal’s Jamal Boykin June 13, 2008
Join Kyle 'the Driver' Hyman as he continues UCLAradio.com's coverage of Rico's Get Better league, LA's brand new college basketball league. Check out the interviews below as Jamal Boykin and Nikola Dragovic discuss the state of PAC 10 bball and what they expect to go down this summer. For info on the league, check out [...]
the driver
Rico’s Get Better League Preview Show June 4, 2008
This is the 2nd installment of UCLAradio.com's coverage of Rico's Get Better league. Here is a 30 minute segment hosted by Kyle the driver Hyman with the league's creator and operator, Rico Cabrera Jr. Rico comments on why he started the league and every other aspect of whats coming up this summer. We also get [...]
mmoskowitz
Rico’s Get Better League June 1, 2008
It is our pleasure to announce that the UCLAradio.com Sports Department will be the exclusive home to L.A.'s New Elite NCAA Sanctioned College Basketball Summer League, Rico's Get Better league. The league will feature 4 of UCLA's returning stars, Alfred Aboya, Mike Roll, Nikola Dragovic, and [...]
the driver
5.29- Sports: Bruce Davis Interview May 29, 2008
Interview with former Bruin great and current Pittsburgh Steeler Rookie Line Backer Bruce Davis
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Is Bigger Better? August 12, 2008
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Scary August 11, 2008
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Olson's Career is Over August 11, 2008
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2008 Preview: Tennessee August 11, 2008
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Fire the Lawnmower Man August 10, 2008
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Bruin Recruiting: Prep News Roundup (8/18) August 19, 2008
By Bruin Basketball Report Prep News Roundup is published every Monday. Commits Malcolm Lee, Riverside (Calif.) J.W. North , UCLA signee: “He kind of reminded me a lot of (Russell) Westbrook (an NBA lottery pick in June). He can play both on the ball and off the ball in the...<br/> <br/> Summary content from Bruin Basketball Report (BBR)
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FURROWED CHOW August 17, 2008
Even Norm must be puzzled by what he sees from his QB’s and O-Line, which no amount of browbeating is going to fix He can’t turn water into wine. The greatest coach in the world can’t win a game without players, and right now, it looks like Norm Chow might need a few more. The first UCLA Fall Scrimmage under the [...]
t-h
IT’S A GAME OF ITCHES August 15, 2008
Stab U. is now Crab U., where instead of talkin’ trash, they’re talkin’ rash, because the trojans have been overcome by a mysterious case of (Dumb-)Jock Itch Okay — Who put the itching powder in the football players’ jock straps? And who put the fizzies in the swimming pool? Isn’t this a scene from “Revenge of the [...]
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KICKING BACK August 14, 2008
With nothing going on except injuries and lateral moves at non-skill positions, it was time to take a break It’s just no fun writing about guys getting injured and struggling in practice. This was never supposed to be a reference site for pertinent details from the Official press releases — It was supposed to be about poking fun [...]
t-h
BRUINS BONED AGAIN August 11, 2008
Ben Olson re-fractures his footbone and is out for two months, leaving fans with airs up in arms, and the arms race up in the air This is not what Norm Chow signed up for. The UCLA Bruins just lost their second-straight Starting Quarterback, without even playing a down. With the Bruins having lost Pat Cowan during [...]
t-h
TIM FLOYD CUTS OFF HIS JOHNSON August 9, 2008
#1 will no longer be available to sc coach, whose refusal to guarantee now-departing Angelo Johnson a starting slot showed some sack (or did it?) What good are a pack of trojans with no Johnson? Back-up Point Guard Angelo Johnson has bailed on Tim Floyd and the usc Basketball team. According to Floyd, Johnson gave him what amounted [...]
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Apr 29

If Nestor were a Florida Gator

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A classic if you haven’t seen it yet (warning, explicit language):

Now, if that’s not an accurate analogy, I dunno what is.

Oh and if I was a Gator, I’d be the one filming this.

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4 Responses to “If Nestor were a Florida Gator”

Jason Says:
April 29th, 2008 at 11:18 am
I don’t think anyone can sound any stupider than when one says “Jesus fucking jellybeans”.
blackjack Says:
April 29th, 2008 at 11:40 am
HAHAHAHAAHHA. I NEVER noticed that!
Lawrence Ross Says:
April 30th, 2008 at 8:33 am
This is absolutely accurate. Nothing like the skinny, never ever played on the field loser, becoming the biggest critic and know it all. Nestor, we’ve found your long lost brother!
BruinFan1 Says:
May 1st, 2008 at 1:24 am
Wow. That guy would not be invited to any of my watching parties. What a freak.

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